I found those quotes are very interesting even though my boyfriend told me that it's only interested by male. But it doesn't hurt for a good laugh, if you care too much, then it will become your burden.
I want to keep those quotes here on my blogs.
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.
--- Albert Einstein
The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.
--- Anonymous
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.
--- mickey Rooney
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
--- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--- Rodney Dangerfield
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
---Patrick Murray
It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
--- Richard Jeni
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
--- Benjamin Franklin
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
--- Zsa Zsa Gabor
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
--- Hemant Joshi
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
--- Anonymous
It's not fair to give all the right to men, there are some that match women's thoughts, too.
Tammy